Following the shock-baton 'TR-8R' memes and parody of the saddest Sith Lord in the galaxy, Luke Skywalker himself has finally joined Twitter. The @VeryLonelyLuke account shows what the Jedi hero, who appears only briefly in "Star Wars: The Force Awakens," has been up to since we last saw him.
Despite 128,000 followers, Hermit Skywalker follows no one.
Of course.
Warning: If you haven't seen the film, there are some spoilers ahead.
I'm going to stand in this spot and stare at the ocean for 20 years so I can turn around dramatically if someone ever shows up.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) December 30, 2015
My water planet Yelp review:
Lots of water.
Some rocks.
Too many stairs. Not handicap accessible
Nearest toilet light years away
1 star
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 4, 2016
Staring at the ocean isn't always the same.
One time I thought I saw something.
It turned out to be nothing.
It was an exciting day.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 4, 2016
I’m sad today because no one remembered my birthday.
I don’t even know what the current date is.
I’m sad every day just to be safe.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 5, 2016
Probably the worst date I've ever been on was the time I almost died rescuing the girl of my dreams and she turned out to be my sister.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 5, 2016
I met my dad & sister on the same day
We didn’t recognize each other
Dad tried to kill me
I blew up his house
Worst family reunion ever.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 4, 2016
At least I’ve done some cool stuff that makes me unique.
Like sneaking onto the Death Star to rescue a girl
No one will ever do that again
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 4, 2016
I haven't seen Kylo Ren in years.
I wonder if he's outgrown his Dark Side phase yet.
I bet he and Han worked things out.
Good for them.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 3, 2016
Before I left I called Kylo Ren a Sith
And he goes "I'm a Knight of Ren"
So I said "Same Sith different day"
I planned it. It was awesome
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 3, 2016
Vader wore a mask because his face was disfigured by lava.
Kylo Ren wears a mask because his face was disfigured by Han's DNA.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 1, 2016SEE ALSO: Disneyland is making a 'Star Wars' land
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